Splash

"His laughter, which was never far below the surface of his conversation, now sparkled like a splash of water in sunlight."
~ Joseph Lelyveld ~

Banana Paintings

"On a traffice light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at..."
~ Mitch Hedberg ~